WELCOME TO IAMSOFUCKING RICH
THOSE OF YOU WHO TUMBLEFUCK THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME BE COOL… MY ANALYTICS BUZZER WENT OFF IN MY NY LOFT IN ST BARTS LAST NIGHT cause we got like 4 billion new visitors yesterday, so i figured id explain whats up to the poorsacks out there who are newly christened tumblfucks
MY CUZBRO JESP AND I ARE THE BRAINS AND $$$ BEHIND WALLSTREET:MONEY NEVER SLEEPS… we are old and new money at the same fucking time CAUSE MONEY NEVER SLEEPS
this is where we let people who dont have what we have get a glimpse into our lives
GLIMPSE:
but like, wit a gimp mask and shit
I AM NEVER EXPLAINING THIS SHIT AGAIN… I FEEL A BILLION DOLLARS POORER FOR DOING THIS… and also cause i spent a billion dollars today (why should goverfucks be the only ones shooting shit out of the sky wit lasers???? you laser one slave from space to death and that shit sends a message to your other slaves not to fail to anticipate my desires… also… no cleanup required YES I HAVE SLAVES EVERY RICH PERSON HAS SLAVES CAUSE SLAVES BE GAY)
BILLION DOLLAR LASER SYSTEM ACTIVATE
glintsorich
ps JESP IS WORKING ON A BUZZTWITFACESPACE SHIT TO PROMOTE THE FILM HE’LL BE BACK SOON CHILL OUT POOR FUCKS AND IF YOU SEE CHARLIE SHEEN WANDERING AROUND ITS PROBABLY JESP so dont suck his richstick unless he makes you
