GLINT 4.0???
YO,
So tumblfucks here’s wuts up.
I keep trying to get this nanoplague right, for my remake of the matrix for kids called nanomatrix and every time it wipes out this village in Botswana and I’m all there an shit and so my autocloner is all like tick tick boom! and then I come back but everyone’s like yo glint you dead and Im all like I AM REBORN and then I eat them.
I have developed a taste for human flesh.
Also, being a clone of a clone doesn’t make you dum or shit, it makes you super fucking strong. hit me in the face poorsacks.
Also, being a clone is a financial nightmare… it took me six minutes to have cashaccess recently. SIX POOR AS SHIT MINUTES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Also, we’re moving the nanoplague shit to poland. Cause they so dumb they lost the recipe for ize and shit.
—GLINT CANT DIE CUZ HE SO RICH
@tumblr— when i was dead i turned tumblr into a singularity with twitter and called it twitumblr, cuz i could yo… too fucking real.
