mai SEIGEBOT YALLZ R JELLY RITE?
WUZ FUCKTALKIN wit BARTH over SUM BABY SEAL SUSHI (XTRA DELISH, U GOTTA USE SEALS BORN in CAPTIVITY for MAXGAY TENDERFLAVOR YO) and INNARESTIN SUBJECK CAME UP. namely: MAI GARAGE.
YALL prolly know i got a BIT OF A VEHICKLE FETISH. well NOTHIN CAN TOP MAI SEIGEBOT wit ULTRACANNON. SUCKA CAN TAKE DOWN A SATELLITE—one time GLINT n ME (DA OLD, NON-CLONE GLINT) was DRUNK ON DIAMONDPUSSY GODTEAR GLINTLETS and TOOK OUT CELL PHONE SERVICE FOR CHINA’S BIGGEST PROVIDER YO AND IT TURNED OUT WE WERE MAJORITY SHAREHOLDERS WOOOOOOOOOPS!! well whutevrs cause THEY’d just found out WE WUZNT REALLY CHINESE AND BOUGHT US OFF THAT MORNING which we agreed to but forgot bout cause WE WUZ FUCKFUCKIN sum SKYHOOKERS at the SKYBROTHEL at da TIME and WAS YELLIN YES and SHIT INTO DA SPEAKER PHONE.
remind me and ill tell u bout da SKYBROTHEL sumtime else.
-jespRICHarjesppppppparwith a richness to him and riches comin out his butt
TWITGAY @ jesparisrish - omg is TWITTER still around! CRAZY THAT SHIT IS OLD AND USELESS IMA NEED TO SELL SOME AD SPACE UP IN THERE IF I STILL OWN IT
EDITSYALL: i type da word “MAI” and not like “MY” cuz it got more LETTERZ U POORSACKS
