GLINTQ re: masterbatinz
glint b GLINTASKIN bout da mysterious “masterbatin.” DUDZ if i member correctly and OH YEAH I TOOK A SYRINGE OF MEMORY-ENHANCIN NANOBOTS IN MAI LEFT TEMPLE SO I THINK YEAH I REMEMBER (PS THAT NANOSWARM COST $400MILLION so I’m WINNING DA RACE TO SPEND MORE $$$ TODAYYYYYESSSSS), i was a SWEETGAY FINANCIER FOR DA MOVIE AMERICAN PIE, which INVOLVULATED MASTERBATES.
now I HAVE NOT SEEN DIS WHOLE MOVIE cause i dont JESPWATCH ANYTHING w/o a GOLDPORN SCENE, but dese EXECS were all worried like HAIII MR VOCK, WEZ WORRIED BOUT DISTRIBUTION CAUSE DIS MOVIE STARTS WITH A MASTERBATES SCENE. i wuz like WHUT. dey shewed me the scene whilst i sipped a DOUBLESTRONG GLINTLET LOL, DIS NANOSWARM GIVES SICK RECALL YO. N E WAYZ the scene wuz MAD UNREALISTIC cause NO ONE MAKES TVs SO SMALL but whatevr. WHUT i found out iz, MASTERBATIN is something when POORSACKS put a sock on their POORCOCK and watch STATIC TILL THEIR PARENTZ COME IN AND THEIR DAD IZ DA GUY WIT DA EYEBROWS
hope DAT HELPS YALL
-JESPARMADGAYLORDOFALLRICHNESS
@@@ JESPARISRICH POORMASTERBATERS
EDIT: i wuz down at my colombian COKE PLANT ALL WEEKEND ASKIN THEM WHY SHIT IS SO WEAK. then de CARTEL TRIED TO RPG MY HELICOPTER FOR INSULTING THEM BUT IT WAS JUST A HOLOGRAPH PROJECTED BY MY REAL INVISIBLECOPTER STUPIDZ.
