ENEMIEZ (+ HOW TO DEAL W/, yall)
BARTH b bitchin @ da JESPERATOR todai bout HIS MAD COCKPISSED ENEMIEZ. i woulda hit the SOUNDCANCEL REMOTE so dat I culdnt hear anyfing frum dat side of da room, but the JACUZZ WAS EXPERTHANDLING MAI RICHBALLZ and da STUPIT ROOMBA wuldnt BRING ME THE MOTE so I just had to LISTEN like a POORSHIT and pretend Barth was like sum SUPERBORING INVESTORDICK dat I always gots to MEET W/ WHEN I WANT TO BE CHILLZONE IN THE JESPDOME U FEEL ME?
N E WAYZ he is IN SOME ELITEBRAWL w/ LINDSAY LOHAN’S MOM over dis AXE BODY WIPE AD CONTRACT and I’m like BRO u need enemiez dat ARNT OLD BOTOXBAGS am i right??
WHUT IM SAYIN tho yall, is IF’N U NEED TO LEARNIFY UR ENEMIEZ, u GOTZ TO DROWN THEM IN PUREBRED KING CHARLZ PUPPIEZ.

it b a CUTEXACUTION of DA HIGHEST CALIBER.
YALL I M AT DAT NEW CLUB HALE and HOLY GODCUM iS DIS CRISTAL LACE’D W/ DEECE ECSTASY OR WHUT!! o wait U’LL NEVER KNO.
SHIT I IZ RAWLIN DEEP YALL WE R AT MAXGAYFEELGOOD
-jesparollin rich richy BITCHRICH dollarcunt w/ a side of GOD’s SALTY PRE-EJACULATE
@@@@ jesparisrich TWITSSSSSZZZ