icelandic poorsacks cant even afford to live on land no mo
GLINT yo I NEED YO HELP ON ICELAND. i came wit a HUGE COCKSTACK OF PLATINUM CARDS to wear out and THESE NORDIC APES GOT NUTTIN TO SPEND ON. ITz like bro I was HAVIN SOME CUSTOMCRAP STEAMPUNK FURNITURE REASSEMBLED FROM A SET OF MIES VAN DER ROHE TABLES I BLEW UP ON THE SKEET RANGE (lol SKEET) shipped from SOUTHHAMPTON to this ISLANDSHIT and the BOXES SIGNED BY STEPHEN HAWKING IN HIS RETARDSCRIBBLE EN ROUTE just so i didnt have so many EXTRADOLLARS lyin around, U KNO? WTF CAN I BUY HERE it’s ALL JUST STEAMY ROCKS AND THEIR KING OR WHATEVER WANTS TO HAVE TEA AND DISCUSS POSSIBLE FINANCE MINISTERS FUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKK I NEED 2 SELL THIS GODTURD HELP.
N e wayz sorri I wuz FUCKTALKIN bout ur FACEDOCTORIN, that was MAD UN-GAY of URS TRULY.
GOOD NEWS tho iz i told BJORK that all my RICHTOYS are GREEN (stupid ELF BELIEVED ME ZOMG, even MAI AUTOMATIC THREE HOLE PUNCH IS POWERED BY BALD EAGLE OVARIES GO EXTINCT LIKE THE REST OF THE DINOSAURS I KNO WHUT U R) and now she’s GUNNA WRITE ME A THEME SONG IN HER WHATTHEFUCK ELFLANGUAGE and thinks the $$$ frum it will go to AIDS PREVENTION IN AFRICA HAHAHAHAHAHA. like we gunna COCKBLOCK R PLANS TO TURN SUB-SAHARA INTO THE MALL OF AMERICA PART II GIVE ME A BREAK ELF
-JESPARIIIIIIICHRICHRICHRICH$$$$$
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