October 2011
1 post
FUXK THE 1 PERCENT
Half A MILLION A YEAR
POORSSSAAAAACCCKKKKKSSSS
.0000001 PERCENT WHERE IT AT
I SELL 1 PERCENTERS INTO SLAVERY JUST TO PROVE I CAN. THEN I BUY THEIR FREEDOM. THEN I FEED THEM TO MY SUPERSHARKS.
GLINTOUT
March 2010
1 post
SO
SO I WAKE UP FROM A MONTH-LONG CRYOGENIC NAP TO FIND THAT WALL ST 2 $$$ NEVA ZZZ HAS BEEN PUSHED BACK WHAT THE FUUUUUUUC
GOTTA GO SWAP MY BLOOD WITH THAT OF AN INNOCENT SWISS DESCENDANT OF NAZIS TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
POWEREDIT: THIS SHIT BE WRITTEN BY A ANGRYFUCK JE$$$PAR
February 2010
24 posts
Watchdavid-noel:
Trailer - Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps
Directed by Oliver Stone who also directed the original Wall Street and a slew of classics (unless you live under a rock you know them). Starring Michael Douglas, Shia LaBeouf, Carey Mulligan, Josh Brolin, and Frank Langella. I liked Wall Street and this looks pretty decent. Shia seems like weird casting to me I can’t really put my...
PREPARE 2 go
2 hypergay.
ZzZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHHH (SOUND FX)
im maxin my gay tonite
yall poors better watch out
$NVA$
POWEREDIT: THIS POST WAS BY JE$PAR
$$$$NEVASLEEP FUN FACT #2
lotta you poorsacks complaining that fun fact was about an education and not $$$NEVASLEEP
FACT: an education is a sequel (secret prequel) to wall street:money never sleeps
YOU ARE WELCOME STUPIDS
glintgonnagopeeinamilkjugcausemikedouggettingthirsty
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WASHINGTON HAS THE FUNNIEST FINES
WELCOME TO IAMSOFUCKING RICH
THOSE OF YOU WHO TUMBLEFUCK THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME BE COOL… MY ANALYTICS BUZZER WENT OFF IN MY NY LOFT IN ST BARTS LAST NIGHT cause we got like 4 billion new visitors yesterday, so i figured id explain whats up to the poorsacks out there who are newly christened tumblfucks
MY CUZBRO JESP AND I ARE THE BRAINS AND $$$ BEHIND WALLSTREET:MONEY NEVER SLEEPS… we are old and new money at the...
$$nevaZZZ Fun Fact #1
the first in a series of fun facts brought to you poorsacks by me, GLINT
CARRIE MULLIGAN star of $noSLEEPYTIME IS NOMINATED FOR AN OSCAR for AN EDUCATION
fact: that film is a documentary based on my retarded cousin peter saarsgard’s belief that he is in fact the actor peter sarsgaard
PRESIDENTS NEVA SLEEP
YO POORSACKS WAKE UP
you got the day off?
I DONT CARE
wall st closed?
I DONT CARE
WAKE UP
yo, if you poorsacks ain’t workin then glintjespcorpinc aint profiting on your labor and if glintjespcorpinc aint profiting on your labor then my money is sleeping and MONEY NEVA SLEEPS
67 days til your peyes (ThATS POOR EYES WHICH CANT SEE THROUGH SHIT LIKE MY EYES CAN… 20-0 VISION IN...
MIKULL DUGLAS, by NEON NEON NEON (NEON)
yall this...
MORE METHODICAL SHIT
Yo sorry jesps… forgot about yo sheen face lololo sargentinian pussy is so worth it anyway
as for me? glint? what am I doin
TURNIN MY DELORIAN INTO A PLANE
and by that i mean im payin bill nye to do dat shit for me… brosefnye worked for boeing… also he is addicted to tigers blood… and who has a fucking pool of tigers? GLINT DOES. CZECHMATE… im flying to...
YO... WHAT THE SHEEN
CHARLIE SHEEN JUST CALLED ME BRO SO I PUNCHED HIM IN THE DICK AND HE WAS ALL LIKE I AINT SHEEN SO I DRUGGED HIM AND SENT HIM TO SARGENTINA (oh, you’ve never heard of it, idiot) til he gets his shit together… guy acts like he’s never snorted UV off an Olsen Trip (YEAH THERE ARE THREE STOP ASKING QUESTIONS) before…
ps ya’ll tumblfucks seen jespar?
GLINTsoooorich
71...
“WHY THE FUCK ISN’T THIS IN 4d???”
– ME TO OLLIESTONE in the set of $$$nevaSLEEP… he said something about getting me off his set so I took shia with me… set production back by 4 days… I POWERFUCKED SHIA FOR 4 DAYS STRAIGHT… shit was straight 4d
-glint
JESPAR HAVEING THE CHARLIE SHEENFACE
Yo JESPAR here saying after FACEOFFINF I have Not even CURRENT SHEENFACE. Went back 2 DA SET OF WALL STREET ONE AND TOOK PRIMESHEENFACE and dude was IMPERVIOUS TO FACEPAIN HE IS UR GOD NOW
after I TIMETRIPPED BACK 2 NOW IN MY TIMETWISTIN SEGWAY (pic below, the GOLF CLUBS ARE plated with INFINITIUM (new SYNTHETIK element you poorgays don’t know bout yet) and PERF FOR BEATKILLS) then I went...
GLINTLIFFIC TODAY
IT IS SO GAYYYYY TO BE BACK.
QUESTION FROM BRIANNA: “YO GLINT, YOU USED TO POWERFUCK LIL WAYNE… you sad he goin to jail?”
ANSWER FROM GLINT: Noooooo. 1st things 1st LIL WAYNE IS NOT POOR but he aint rich either and since poor people go to fucktanks (THATS WHAT I CALL PRISON CAUSE I CAN) and rich people dont LILWAYNE ALL QUANDRIED (ps lil wayne refers to his dixxxx)
2nd things...
WHY SILENCE DAGLINTSEX?
YO POORSACKS, I KNOW HOW YOU THINK…
“Glint, your tumbl so greedy, I want it to never stop yo, so why did you stop it?”
Answer: METHOD SHIT BITCH
ITS LIKE THE NANNY MY POPS FUCKED ALWAYS SAYS: if you wanna make wall street 2: money neva sleeps… YOU GOTTA LIVE WALL STREET I
See dem comps in there, under MIKE DOUGLAS’ ROBUST ARMS*??? THEY DONT HAVE THE TUMBLES.
...
*
YO Jespar JUST WANTIN TO TUMBLESAY that i wanted the movie 2 B called BALL STREET 2 but OLIVER TOUCHSTONE said a SEQQQUAL GOTTA HAVE THE SAME NAME IF IT IZ 2 SELL. cant argue with THE FILMMARKET YALL AVATAR-HUMPING POORTWISTS
PS JUST BOUGHT THE RIGHTS TO THE IMAGE OF THOSE WORDS ON SARAH PAYLEN’S HAND SO PAY UP
FILM EVENT OF THE SEXENNIUM
YO Yo YO YO YO YO YO TUMBLEFUCKS YOU STILL OUT THERE?
GOod.
Cuase it’s time to listen the fuck up. It’s happening. JESPS and I been working hard on a secret project and it’s time to tell you all about it: WALL STREET 2 MONEY NEVER SLEEPS. WE BE UNCREDITED MONEY CONSULTANTS (WE GOT THE BACK END ON THIS SHIT PARLAYYYYED IN A TIGER FUCK POOL [not about tiger woods idiots,...
October 2009
3 posts
GLINTPISSED
YO POORFUCKS. TOTAL GAY MARRIAGE ON DIS// why jay-z got more #1 recs than me?
GLINNNNNT
BALLOONBOY
I BOUGHT HIM FROM HIS DUMBASS PARENTS AND PUT HIM IN ANOTHER BALLOON, WHERE AMERICA WANTS HIM
-JESPAR DOESN”T TWITTER ANYMORE YALL COCKTWISTS
WTFFFFFFF—
YO WTF YALL TUMBLR IS STILL A THING? THOUGHT I SOLD THIS SHIT TO TWITTER YO
-Jespar
May 2009
14 posts
HAIIIIIII
HAY YALL HAVE U HERD THIS BAND CALLD m83??? SHIT IS SO RICHLY RICHBALLD EPIK, PERF SOUNDTRACK FOR WHEN I JESPUKE UP MAI GIMLETS INTO THE POLISHED SKULL OF A NEOLITHIC PRIMATE. sum POORSACK told me that RARE SKULLSHIT belongs in a MUSEUM and IZNT FOR JESPUKIN IN. OR MEBBE I WAS WATCHIN INDIANA JONAS BROTHERS I CANT RUHMEMBAHHHHHHH.
N E WAYZ DA POINT IS GLINT IS HOOVERIN PLATINUM DUST (cocaine...
SKYBROTHEL
YO TUMBLGAYS I HAV BEEN TANTRIC DUBLEFUCKIN IN THE SKYBROTHEL FOR 3 DAYS NOW.
da SKYBROTHEL is a A SPACE ZEPPLIN THAT ORBITS THE EARTH ABOVE THE IONOSPHERE YALL SO THE SKYHOOKERS NEVER TOUCH DA GROUND JUST MAI RICHBALLZ DUH
i wuz gonna TWITTER bout my TANTRICUBERHETERODICKWETNESS but GLINT TOLD ME DIDDY ALREADY DID THAT and I DO NOT NEED TO START BEEF WITH DIDDY AGAIN bout me COPYIN HIS SHIT...
GLINT 4.0???
YO,
So tumblfucks here’s wuts up.
I keep trying to get this nanoplague right, for my remake of the matrix for kids called nanomatrix and every time it wipes out this village in Botswana and I’m all there an shit and so my autocloner is all like tick tick boom! and then I come back but everyone’s like yo glint you dead and Im all like I AM REBORN and then I eat them.
I have...
I feel, so I live
DNA TEST BITCHES… ize glint yo; but the keys in my pocket open no lofts; and the shark spray in my backpack repels sharks rather than attracting them. WTFFFFFFFF
GLINT2.00000000? Or hell?
YO BITCHES
IF I AM NOT THEN WHO AM I???? WHAT AM I????
I look in the mirror and see Glint and yet Glint is dead.
There is a lab on an island. I seek answers to questions that god himself putinsideme.
QUESTIONSAINTGAYYALLL
will report back soon
—AmIGlintandifsoAmIRich????
follow my tweets but they may not be mine.
GLINT IS DEAD
YO GLINT LIKE I SAID IS SUCH A BITCH. i moved his body frum DA GALAPAGOS CRYOGENIC FACILiTY to FREEZECHILL SUMEWHERE ELSE AND THE CUNTBITCH DIED ON MY COCKMAMMOTH AIRBUS EN ROUTE YALL. I POURED A BOTTLE OF CRISTAL OUT IN HONOR LIKE A PROPER RICHMAN
- JESPAR IS MOURNING AND STILL RICH THO
PS - dont WORRY I FROZE HIS SPERM LOL WE’LL CLONE DA BITCH
GLINT ON ICE
YALL GLINT B CRYOGENICALLY FROZEN RITE NOW LIKE A LIL BITCH.
IZE GONNA THAW HIM OUT WITH PISS FROM A THAI HOOKER soon as i FIND THE RITE HOOKER YALL DONT RUSH ME
GLINTQ re: masterbatinz
glint b GLINTASKIN bout da mysterious “masterbatin.” DUDZ if i member correctly and OH YEAH I TOOK A SYRINGE OF MEMORY-ENHANCIN NANOBOTS IN MAI LEFT TEMPLE SO I THINK YEAH I REMEMBER (PS THAT NANOSWARM COST $400MILLION so I’m WINNING DA RACE TO SPEND MORE $$$ TODAYYYYYESSSSS), i was a SWEETGAY FINANCIER FOR DA MOVIE AMERICAN PIE, which INVOLVULATED MASTERBATES.
now I HAVE NOT...
QUIX question jesps
Just watched some old according to john (RESSURECTED THE GOOD BELUSH TO MAKE THAT SHOW AWEEEESOME) and have a quick quesiton… what the hell is masterbatin????
Hit me back?
WHERE THE FUCK HAVE I BEEN
YOOOOOOOOO YO YO YO YO YO
JUST GOT OUTTA MY ISOLATION TENT TO RECOUP MY SHIT im 99.9999999999999999999% sure I just travelled in time. AND I KILLED ALL SORTS OF SHIT IN THE PAST
cause see no one remembers Flintrock and the rise of the Chumash dynasty cause I KILLED HIM IN THE PAST NOW»» I CHANGE YOUR REALITY HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH
I ALSO PARTIED WITH CLEOPATRA: FACT NO LOFTS IN EGYPT SO I...
April 2009
23 posts
ENEMIEZ (+ HOW TO DEAL W/, yall)
BARTH b bitchin @ da JESPERATOR todai bout HIS MAD COCKPISSED ENEMIEZ. i woulda hit the SOUNDCANCEL REMOTE so dat I culdnt hear anyfing frum dat side of da room, but the JACUZZ WAS EXPERTHANDLING MAI RICHBALLZ and da STUPIT ROOMBA wuldnt BRING ME THE MOTE so I just had to LISTEN like a POORSHIT and pretend Barth was like sum SUPERBORING INVESTORDICK dat I always gots to MEET W/ WHEN I WANT TO BE...
on fuckleberries
WENT TO GREENLAND BY ACCIDENT WHOOOPS GOTTA RENAME THAT SHIT CAUSE IT”S ALL MELTIFIED.
CATCH YOU in 8 nicksonabarbie
I’m gonna swim for it.
My fronds are my hands.
tell katrina or whatever her name is that i love her.
-glintatseagonnaneedayacht
EDIT bought a yacht, we gay
GLINT IS NOT NOSE JOBBED
WHAT THE FUCK JESPPPPPPP????? WHy you gotta go and fucktalk bout ‘pulco like you kno what happened when you do know what happened/?!??!
POORSACKS— LISTEn HERE
I DID NOT GOT A NOSEJOB… I ain’t no jewjenniferansitonbitch
dis is what happened:
I bet JESP a 2 dollar bill that 2pac was deaf and then he was all like no and I was all like JESP DONT BE A FUCKINGDIPSHIT so i...
SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE FLOOZIES 2 ELECTRIC...
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OKAY SO YOU KNOW HOW I’VE BEEN BANKROLLING ON THAT CGI FLICK SWINE FLOOZIES STARRING THE VOICES OF KATHY BATES AND SARAH JESS PARK (sexinmycity.. I CUCKOLD BRODERICK) ANYWAY thought it would be a radnarock idea TO MAKE SWINE FLU AS VIRAL MARKETING AND SHIT ITS TOO STRONG. THIS IS SO NOT GAY I GOTS TO FIND SOMEWHERE TO LAY LOW...