FUXK THE 1 PERCENT
Half A MILLION A YEAR
POORSSSAAAAACCCKKKKKSSSS
.0000001 PERCENT WHERE IT AT
I SELL 1 PERCENTERS INTO SLAVERY JUST TO PROVE I CAN. THEN I BUY THEIR FREEDOM. THEN I FEED THEM TO MY SUPERSHARKS.
GLINTOUT
IAMSOFUCKINGRICH
FOLLOW OUR TWEETS POORSACKS
@GLINTISRICH
@JESPARISRICH
SO
SO I WAKE UP FROM A MONTH-LONG CRYOGENIC NAP TO FIND THAT WALL ST 2 $$$ NEVA ZZZ HAS BEEN PUSHED BACK WHAT THE FUUUUUUUC
GOTTA GO SWAP MY BLOOD WITH THAT OF AN INNOCENT SWISS DESCENDANT OF NAZIS TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
POWEREDIT: THIS SHIT BE WRITTEN BY A ANGRYFUCK JE$$$PAR
NEEEEXT UP:
NIXON 2: DICK NEVER DIES
ALREADY FUCKTALKED TO SHIA LA TRANSFORMER BOUT PLAYING PAT NIXON WHILST POWERFUCKIN HIM
-jespar ON THE BALL $$ YALL POORSPOOGE @ SHIT MY RICH COCK SAYS
Title: Wall Street (IMDb)(Netflix)(Amazon)
Year: 1987
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Michael Douglas, Martin Sheen, Franklin Cover, Chuck Pfeiffer
Review: Well paced back and forth between two acting greats.
Rating: 8/10
Chronology: 18/365
MCDAVIS IF YOU THOUGHT WALL STREET WAS A WELL PACED BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN TWO ACTING GREATS WAIT TIL YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHIA GETS INVOLVED… KID IS AN ACTING SUPERNOVA… and i am working on star destroying shit so i got a good feel for supernovas
glintstrustfundistiedupinFUCKINGLASERS
EDIIIIIIT: YOU MEANT DARRYL HANNAH AND HAL HOLBROOKE RIGHT
HAHAHAHAHAHH darryl hannah so poor
20 Century Fox has released brand new British trailer for Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps.
I METHODED THAT FEAR INTO SHIA’S EYES…
also, british trailer is code for trailer without the subliminal crosspromotional hits WATCH TEH AMERICAN SHIT AND GIMME MONEY POORSACKS
glintinventedtheamericatray
SUM
Trailer - Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps
Directed by Oliver Stone who also directed the original Wall Street and a slew of classics (unless you live under a rock you know them). Starring Michael Douglas, Shia LaBeouf, Carey Mulligan, Josh Brolin, and Frank Langella. I liked Wall Street and this looks pretty decent. Shia seems like weird casting to me I can’t really put my finger on it but I love Mulligan, classy chick. Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps is in theater April 23rd.
Shia LaBeouf? Really? Ach.
via madeinthedark
IF YOU CAN THINKA SUM1 WHO CAN STAND TO BE POWERFUCKED AS HARD AS SHIA LA BEEFTENDERLOIN I’D LOVE TO HEAR
$NOSLEEPTILLNEVER
-jespar@thepowerofFUCK
PREPARE 2 go
2 hypergay.
ZzZZZZZZZHHHHHHHHHHH (SOUND FX)
im maxin my gay tonite
yall poors better watch out
$NVA$
POWEREDIT: THIS POST WAS BY JE$PAR
REJECTED $$$NEVERZZZ POSTER
nukes are gay
-glint
$$$$NEVASLEEP FUN FACT #2
lotta you poorsacks complaining that fun fact was about an education and not $$$NEVASLEEP
FACT: an education is a sequel (secret prequel) to wall street:money never sleeps
YOU ARE WELCOME STUPIDS
glintgonnagopeeinamilkjugcausemikedouggettingthirsty
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
WASHINGTON HAS THE FUNNIEST FINES
(mai TORTURE ROOM YALL)
so yo bad NEWS FROM THE SHEENFACED JESPAR (me) bout the BUZZTWITFACESPACE advertisin for $.DONT.ZZ. i was TORTURINGGG (the two EXTRA Gs IS FOR the $2000 BILL INVOLVED) this INTERNETWAT who’s REALLY GAY AT THE INTERNET, cause i wanted him TO DESIGN SUM INTERSHIZPLATFORM TO SELL THIS OLIVER KIDNEYSTONE MASTERPIECE
then HE CHOKEDDD (the two Ds are for the TWO GIANT TITTIES INVOLVED) on the MONEY I WAS MONEYBOARDING HIM WITH and well guess it’s back to the FRAWRING BOARD.
fyi frawring is what RICH GODMEN LIKE ME N GLINT DO instead of ‘drawing’
LOVE,
JESPAR, TOO GOOD AT TORTURINGGG FOR HIS OWN GOOD @ BUZZTWIT.POWERLABOEUF
PS i stole the PITCHFORK TUMBLR FROM TUMBLR AND UPLOADED SOME REALLY SHITTY MUSIC COVERAGE ON IT BAHAHA U MEMEfuckers
