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GLINT AND JESPAR: THREE COMMA CLUB


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October 19

GLINTPISSED

YO POORFUCKS.  TOTAL GAY MARRIAGE ON DIS//  why jay-z got more #1 recs than me?

GLINNNNNT

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BALLOONBOY

I BOUGHT HIM FROM HIS DUMBASS PARENTS AND PUT HIM IN ANOTHER BALLOON, WHERE AMERICA WANTS HIM

-JESPAR DOESN”T TWITTER ANYMORE YALL COCKTWISTS

October 12

WTFFFFFFF—

YO WTF YALL TUMBLR IS STILL A THING? THOUGHT I SOLD THIS SHIT TO TWITTER YO

-Jespar

May 27

HAIIIIIII

HAY YALL HAVE U HERD THIS BAND CALLD m83???  SHIT IS SO RICHLY RICHBALLD EPIK, PERF SOUNDTRACK FOR WHEN I JESPUKE UP MAI GIMLETS INTO THE POLISHED SKULL OF A NEOLITHIC PRIMATE.  sum POORSACK told me that RARE SKULLSHIT belongs in a MUSEUM and IZNT FOR JESPUKIN IN.  OR MEBBE I WAS WATCHIN INDIANA JONAS BROTHERS I CANT RUHMEMBAHHHHHHH.

N E WAYZ DA POINT IS GLINT IS HOOVERIN PLATINUM DUST (cocaine is for WALL ST/BALL ST, I USE UR FUCKIN VALENTINO COUTURE SUITS AS JIZZRAGS U FAKERICH COCKTWISTS) on DA TOUR BUS wit M83!!  EPIKALLY RICHULATED!!

-JESPAR IS MOTHRFKN RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII (ETC>)

twitgaymeyall@@@@jesparisrich 

May 19
MONAYYYYYY I GOTZ IT ALL

MONAYYYYYY

I GOTZ IT ALL

May 14

SKYBROTHEL

YO TUMBLGAYS I HAV BEEN TANTRIC DUBLEFUCKIN IN THE SKYBROTHEL FOR 3 DAYS NOW.

da SKYBROTHEL is a A SPACE ZEPPLIN THAT ORBITS THE EARTH ABOVE THE IONOSPHERE YALL SO THE SKYHOOKERS NEVER TOUCH DA GROUND JUST MAI RICHBALLZ DUH

i wuz gonna TWITTER bout my TANTRICUBERHETERODICKWETNESS but GLINT TOLD ME DIDDY ALREADY DID THAT and I DO NOT NEED TO START BEEF WITH DIDDY AGAIN bout me COPYIN HIS SHIT ROLFMAO

-jesparFUCKSLIKEFUCKLIKE A RICH RICH RICHBALL’D MOFO

@@jesparisirch twitshits

EDIT: SRSLY TRY TO PUNCH GLINT.  also announcement to all POLANDSACKS: da reason ur not in CONTROL of YALLZ BODIES is cause of the NANOPLAGUE, no cause for ALARM unless you are ALARMD BY DEATH LOL

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GLINT 4.0???

YO,

So tumblfucks here’s wuts up.

I keep trying to get this nanoplague right, for my remake of the matrix for kids called nanomatrix and every time it wipes out this village in Botswana and I’m all there an shit and so my autocloner is all like tick tick boom! and then I come back but everyone’s like yo glint you dead and Im all like I AM REBORN and then I eat them.

I have developed a taste for human flesh.

Also, being a clone of a clone doesn’t make you dum or shit, it makes you super fucking strong.  hit me in the face poorsacks.

Also, being a clone is a financial nightmare… it took me six minutes to have cashaccess recently.  SIX POOR AS SHIT MINUTES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Also, we’re moving the nanoplague shit to poland.  Cause they so dumb they lost the recipe for ize and shit.

—GLINT CANT DIE CUZ HE SO RICH

@tumblr— when i was dead i turned tumblr into a singularity with twitter and called it twitumblr, cuz i could yo… too fucking real.

May 11
mai SEIGEBOT YALLZ R JELLY RITE? WUZ FUCKTALKIN wit BARTH over SUM BABY SEAL SUSHI (XTRA DELISH, U GOTTA USE SEALS BORN in CAPTIVITY for MAXGAY TENDERFLAVOR YO) and INNARESTIN SUBJECK CAME UP.  namely: MAI GARAGE.   YALL prolly know i got a BIT OF A VEHICKLE FETISH.  well NOTHIN CAN TOP MAI SEIGEBOT wit ULTRACANNON.  SUCKA CAN TAKE DOWN A SATELLITE—one time GLINT n ME (DA OLD, NON-CLONE GLINT) was DRUNK ON DIAMONDPUSSY GODTEAR GLINTLETS and TOOK OUT CELL PHONE SERVICE FOR CHINA’S BIGGEST PROVIDER YO AND IT TURNED OUT WE WERE MAJORITY SHAREHOLDERS WOOOOOOOOOPS!!  well whutevrs cause THEY’d just found out WE WUZNT REALLY CHINESE AND BOUGHT US OFF THAT MORNING which we agreed to but forgot bout cause WE WUZ FUCKFUCKIN sum SKYHOOKERS at the SKYBROTHEL at da TIME and WAS YELLIN YES and SHIT INTO DA SPEAKER PHONE. remind me and ill tell u bout da SKYBROTHEL sumtime else. -jespRICHarjesppppppparwith a richness to him and riches comin out his butt TWITGAY @ jesparisrish - omg is TWITTER still around!  CRAZY THAT SHIT IS OLD AND USELESS IMA NEED TO SELL SOME AD SPACE UP IN THERE IF I STILL OWN IT EDITSYALL: i type da word “MAI” and not like “MY” cuz it got more LETTERZ U POORSACKS

mai SEIGEBOT YALLZ R JELLY RITE?

WUZ FUCKTALKIN wit BARTH over SUM BABY SEAL SUSHI (XTRA DELISH, U GOTTA USE SEALS BORN in CAPTIVITY for MAXGAY TENDERFLAVOR YO) and INNARESTIN SUBJECK CAME UP.  namely: MAI GARAGE.  

YALL prolly know i got a BIT OF A VEHICKLE FETISH.  well NOTHIN CAN TOP MAI SEIGEBOT wit ULTRACANNON.  SUCKA CAN TAKE DOWN A SATELLITE—one time GLINT n ME (DA OLD, NON-CLONE GLINT) was DRUNK ON DIAMONDPUSSY GODTEAR GLINTLETS and TOOK OUT CELL PHONE SERVICE FOR CHINA’S BIGGEST PROVIDER YO AND IT TURNED OUT WE WERE MAJORITY SHAREHOLDERS WOOOOOOOOOPS!!  well whutevrs cause THEY’d just found out WE WUZNT REALLY CHINESE AND BOUGHT US OFF THAT MORNING which we agreed to but forgot bout cause WE WUZ FUCKFUCKIN sum SKYHOOKERS at the SKYBROTHEL at da TIME and WAS YELLIN YES and SHIT INTO DA SPEAKER PHONE.

remind me and ill tell u bout da SKYBROTHEL sumtime else.

-jespRICHarjesppppppparwith a richness to him and riches comin out his butt

TWITGAY @ jesparisrish - omg is TWITTER still around!  CRAZY THAT SHIT IS OLD AND USELESS IMA NEED TO SELL SOME AD SPACE UP IN THERE IF I STILL OWN IT

EDITSYALL: i type da word “MAI” and not like “MY” cuz it got more LETTERZ U POORSACKS

May 10

I feel, so I live

DNA TEST BITCHES… ize glint yo; but the keys in my pocket open no lofts; and the shark spray in my backpack repels sharks rather than attracting them.  WTFFFFFFFF

May 9

GLINT2.00000000? Or hell?

YO BITCHES

IF I AM NOT THEN WHO AM I????  WHAT AM I????

I look in the mirror and see Glint and yet Glint is dead.


There is a lab on an island.  I seek answers to questions that god himself putinsideme.

QUESTIONSAINTGAYYALLL

will report back soon

—AmIGlintandifsoAmIRich????

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